That Awkward Moment When...

That awkward moment when you see someone you used to know at the store, so you walk the other way before they notice you.

That awkward moment when you thought about something really funny, and can't stop laughing and everyone's looking at you.

That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying.

That awkward moment when a teacher's yelling at your friend and the class is all serious and you're about to burst out laughing.

That awkward moment when you're about to walk into somebody and you both move the same way... four times.

That awkward moment when you wonder if someone is secretly watching you through your webcam.

That awkward moment when you're telling someone a story and they suddenly say, "Oh, you've already told me this."

That awkward moment when you choke on your own spit and nearly die.

That awkward moment when no one else is laughing except for you, and you can't stop.

That awkward moment when you're trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.

That awkward moment when somebody is mean to you, so you spend years winning arguments against them in your head.

That awkward moment when the dentist wants you to tell your life story while their hands are in your mouth.

That awkward moment when you can't tell if what someone just said was a compliment or sarcasm.

That awkward moment when you're way more excited to see Monsters University than little kids are.

That awkward moment when you think of something brilliant you could have said in a past conversation.

That awkward moment when you see 9 years old in a relationship, while you're still single.

That awkward moment when your teacher says "find a partner" and you have no friends in that class.

That awkward moment when you tickle someone, and then they're not even ticklish.

That awkward moment when you realize the garbage goes out more than you.

That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don't know them.

That awkward moment when you have a random weird thought, then look around to make sure no one can read your mind.

That awkward moment when you check the price tag and sadly, go away.

That awkward moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers to answer the question, and you accidentally make eye contact.

That awkward moment when your parents assume you want something, when in reality you're just being nice.

That awkward moment when you introduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you.

That awkward moment when you cough in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you.

That awkward moment when a sad song plays, and you look out the window pretending you're in a music video.

That awkward moment when you're wondering whether some people can actually read minds and then someone looks at you as if they can.

That awkward moment when the teacher is taking attendance, and your heart rate rapidly increases in anticipation of saying 'here.'